p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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