Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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