So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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