Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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