i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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