Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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