I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
