So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Bring me that man meat
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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