So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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