you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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