I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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