bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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