im drinking this country out of the recession.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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