I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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