ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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