Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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