yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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