Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
