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(770): View more from Georgia

Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk

(678): View more from Georgia

discrete masterbation is a lost art

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I want you more than these girls want KFC

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures

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(716): View more from New York

She's like a pop up book from hell.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to

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(305): View more from Florida

I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking

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