I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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