if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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