Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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