If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i drank out of a bidet.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
