We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
third nipple confirmed
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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