Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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