can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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