This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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