I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
we're making bets on your personal life
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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