Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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