Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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