it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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