I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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