My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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