There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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