Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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