He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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