i permit you to call me
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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