I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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