your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Small penises have feelings too.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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