Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
