When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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