Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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