I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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