Rock
Scissors
Fuck
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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