She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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