Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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