burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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