Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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