I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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