i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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