I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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