How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
It's never too late to be topless.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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