just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
