I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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