I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you traded sex for a burrito?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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